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Tried To Fart But I Shat
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Tried To Fart But I ShatMondays, am I right. BCV #3565 A Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure
Shorty smells like sweaty leather
show me your teeth
Settle down
Don't worry DAVID
Of mice on men
Great fucking story
An all natural performance-enhancing drug for your farts
Sun's out bun's out
And by “my dick itch” I mean the batshit crazy President of the United States
Lady's choice
Quit talking about how cool those tiny black shorts look on your creamy white thighs
That woulda made me lose my mind
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